floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

(via funnytextposts)

peace-love-rough-sex:

My ex told me this once

(Source: smokewithmirrors)

Timestamp: 1413756859

spoopay:

therealraewest:

quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

hello friends this is depression/anxiety and it fucking sucks

oh

(via lick-my-nipple)

vaginapowersactivate:

vaginapowersactivate:

my brother was running up the stairs on all fours and he slipped and just kind of gave up

can’t wait to tell my brother that his picture has 50 notes

(Source: elabus, via haha-l-m-a-o)

Timestamp: 1413691575

exhists:

im not even a 2nd choice anymore, im like a 193847271th choice 

(Source: trait, via smithfields)

sakuraa:

adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!

(via haha-l-m-a-o)

tateloveschu:

it is necessary for children to be raised with dogs

(Source: i-napster, via haha-l-m-a-o)

Timestamp: 1413568256