real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

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F.R.I.E.N.D.S  running gags

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horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

Women Against Feminism

  • Feminist: If you're not a feminist, you are ignorant.
  • Person: Feminism itself has turned into a very ignorant movement.
  • Feminist: Women in America are oppressed!
  • Person: How so? We have every right that men do.
  • Feminist: Girls have to follow dress codes at school.
  • Person: So do boys. Everyone has to dress decently for the learning environment.
  • Feminist: Women only make 77¢ for every $1 men do.
  • Person: That argument has been debunked countless times. It has far more to do with career choices than it does with sexism. You as well as I know that the wage gap is not real.
  • Feminist: Not enough women are majoring in math and science.
  • Person: What did you major in?
  • Feminist: Women's Studies.
  • Feminist: The Supreme Court didn't rule the way we wanted them to and that means women are being denied the right to access birth control.
  • Person: But that's not accurate. Just because someone isn't paying for your stuff doesn't mean they're denying you access to getting it.
  • Feminist: Rape culture.
  • Person: Even RAINN, one of the most trusted sources of sexual violence information in the nation, has dismissed that idea. Rape is treated as one of the most serious crimes a person can commit in our country. Just because it unfortunately happens sometimes doesn't mean our culture is one that promotes it.
  • Feminist: 1 in 4 women will be raped or sexually assaulted in her lifetime.
  • Person: No crime in the United States has an incidence rate that high. That statistic came from an extremely biased and flawed telephone survey in 1982. There's not an epidemic like you keep saying there is. Even according to the U.S. Bureau of Justice, rape has actually decreased dramatically in the past few decades, despite an increase in the willingness of victims to report it.
  • Feminist: Elliot Rodger killed 7 women and that is an example of rampant misogyny in society. #YesAllWomen
  • Person: No, he killed 2 women and 4 men. You erased the 4 male victims of that tragedy because it didn't fit your narrative. And you continue to dismiss the problem of mental illness in our society because it doesn't fit your narrative either.
  • Feminist: If you're a woman who doesn't accept feminism, you're an ungrateful fool harboring internalized misogyny. Look at all the rights feminism has given you in the past!
  • Person: But those were things in the past, not the present. The feminist movement has changed dramatically since the time of granting women equal rights. And just because a person doesn't agree with what the feminist movement is doing doesn't mean they hate women. Feminism doesn't speak on behalf of all women.
  • Feminist: If you're not a feminist, you are ignorant.

youlovelucie:

in-exxhale:

icy-brunette:

lailuna:

I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

so much swag in 3 people

your lying if you say you don’t need this on your blog 

I can HEAR the music.

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Who is he and where do I find him

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I want to _____ you.

quattuorviginti:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

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I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

imageI can’t believe this is what it took to get you wonderful people to send me asks. These are all beautiful. You’re all beautiful.

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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jawnlocke:

I want to get up and leave and go travel around the world and meet people that inspire me - Jump off a cliff, try new food, make my way through ruins, and caves, get stuck out in the rain with nowhere to go in some other country, shout off a mountain top, actually see the stars with no pollution, help strangers, photograph it all, write stories of my travels, so many things

instead I am just sitting here and I think that is going to drive me crazy 

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simplysouthernxo:

southernshellsandweddingbells:

onyasideburnss:

amazonian-warrior-princess:

terrible-beauty:

amroyounes:

True love never gets old!

I am Rita

the fairy

I wish to have love like this.

I am shedding tears

God I love old people

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